what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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