his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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