Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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