all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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