Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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