yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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