i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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