I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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