im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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