you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
organizing the empties. That sober.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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