I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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