but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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