I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
