then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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How external is "for external use only"?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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