WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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