no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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You. Win. At. Life.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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