ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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