Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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