It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We have started to decorate penises.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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