their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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