So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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