Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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