Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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