I'm sorry my penis didn't work
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
accomplished twins. life is a go
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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