I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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