Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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