So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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