I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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