I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
