i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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