He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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