Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sponge bath it is.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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