Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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