i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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