My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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