I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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