she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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