The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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