I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
