The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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