That's intense
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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