You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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