I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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