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im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Verdict: uncircumcised.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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