Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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