Your tits are I can't wait for
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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