Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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