do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
nutella sex= disaster
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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