Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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