my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
