Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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