I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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