I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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