its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
either way he was missing a nipple.
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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