I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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