i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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