you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
